Jenna's Elmo-red dress = knit sack

The Sesame Workshop Fifth Annual Benefit Dinner, in which the first lady was being honored Wednesday evening, seemed to be a fashion disaster for the Bush gals.

Jenna, my dear, I love the idea of trapeze-style dresses, but there is a time and place for them - and this one just looks terrible on you! Did you manage to get yourself pregnant? You have no boobs and a 40-inch waist. Not to mention that your bra strap is showing for all the world to see.

Laura, the suit is actually quite lovely, can't complain too much, and I like the necklace. But did you just have work done? Why are you wearing a gallon of foundation that was meant for someone paler than paper? The eye brows are over-arching. The lip stick is too thin and too dark of a shade. And your hair is a terrible muddy color. Get a new stylist!

Last but not least, Barbara. It's just the same dress you always wear - too modest and too blah. Spice it up a bit. Even your namesake was known for her blue suits. You can't tell in this photo, but I do have to say that in some of the others, your highlights are fantastic.

It's so sad, Elmo is the best dressed out of the bunch!